Tom Selleck's mustache is so damn sexy
Two peas, a piece of jerky, and a red string. Thanks for dinner, mom.
A son is on a Diet
fat man wants diet coke
Fat person ordering diet coke
woman with hat shaped finger asks diet coke
Yes, sir, you CAN have a diet coke. Only if you promise not to buy mentos, too.
This picture explains itself.
Kung Fu Banana about to slice an orange to rat shit
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!