Everyone's favorite homosexual, OP!

So What if theres A sniper #YOL . . .

Present day warfare magnetic knife edition.

volcano erupting magnetic dagger that pulls metal scrap towards it. seems that activision is in charge

a sword steps in to stop the discoloured chicken's rock throwing war

A green bird throwing a rock at a scared man. Behind the bird there's a sword with legs.

A green duck throws a rock at a man's head and the man cries. Beside the duck is a white sword with legs wearing brown shoes.

An irate bird (possibly a duck?) and a grumpy sword aggressively chase off someone suffering from depression.