Iphone shattering

I BROKED MY iPHONE. WOE IS ME

And out of nowhere Microsoft ninjas rained down on you like hail and destroyed your brand new shiny iPad. Aw, sucks for you. :(

With a single swift motion of his geta sandal, the ninja bisected the offending computer tower.

ninja cuts a Mac Pro in halves with his genitals

A spider ninja stomps on a Mac, breaking it in half.

A ninja spider breaks an Apple laptop with a heart on it.

A ninja spider has just sliced a heart machine in half.

Spider Ninja uses his katana to slash Wall-E.

a fly is attacking wall-e

wall-E sees a fly