something deep -.-

Try and cross the gap, using any method.

Theres a big gap between you and the hot babe

A challenge to be overcome or ignored. Either way the result will dictate your future. Also you might get laid.

some dude sees a pretty virgin??

Hey! You, come here young lady! Watch, I can make my finger do tricks!

a mysterious fleshy appendage that might be a finger or a hat. who knows?

I have never seen a long pink blobby hat.

The abstract polka-dot nightmare blob is congratulating your strange hat. Quite the achievement!