a bad ass pigeon
A duck thinks it is fly, which ironically, due to copious amounts of bling, it is currently unable to do.
FLLLYYYYYING. THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEEEAAVVEN THAT WE CAN'T REEEAACCH. I'm sorry. It's a stoned duck. You'll understand soon.
Black noodle duck soup
A duck vomit soup was given to an unsuspecting patron in a dining establishment
black chef prepares soup for customers by having a duck puke in the bowls
A guy wanting salad
Angry man in military clothing wants some salad (he DID say "please")
Mexican guy in a green t-shirt asks for salad politely
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!