Overweight Chinese man plays Minecraft while eating a pancake. But he is so occupied in Minecraft he doesn't notice hes just eaten his son.
Hitler
Hitler is a little bit short-sighted
Nazi gets his eyes burned out at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. He should've gone to Specsavers.
just NOPE
This neck aint' going to break
Try as you may, you cannot hang the man with the invincible neck.
The authorities can't hang a man because he has no neck
plot twist- ted the pirate NEVER HAD A NECK
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!