If a tree falls in a forest, and no ones around, does it make a noise?

Tree cries for help, because it topple over

A tree screams as he is mysteriously uprooted

Tree is in agony after NOT being cut. What an ungrateful prick.

tree almost blows his cover from the wood chopper by sneezing

I want porn, not panda

polar bear in the dark

Charon as seen from Pluto during a rare lunar eclipse.

man on pluto with charon and other planets/moons int he background

Man and Death hold hands as they watch the universe come to an end from the vantage point of the moon.

Faceless!

ron weasly

Teenage boy has acquired magic!

Harry potter after he found out that he can sue his magic wand as a Dildo

harry loses his innocence due to an incident with hermione and her wand

a couple wakes up on a floating bed and there is a sun. the couple say they were drunk last night