President Obama playing COD Modern Warfare 3 with his best friend Derrick Rose

Horror-Movie Tagline

i am scared now for reasons im not sure of

The menacing, red eyed beast awaits in the darkness with a very important question for you.

Are you afraid of the dark?

Terezi creeping around in the dark.

anime girl with red sunglasses

D4V3 1S TH1S YOU?

Dave strider smoking pot and talking to john about tea

A homophobic seal

Sealboat is just not feelin' it, man.

A manatee picks up a day job as a sail boat. He knows it isn't fulfilling, but in this economy the manatee will take what he can get.

Jew whale stealing all my tax dollars ;_;

Blue man with a yarmulke made his first dollar!

blue man gives money away

Make it Rain

happy stick figure makin it rain in the club

alpha dude havin fun at the disco

A Disco dancer, avoids dangerous lasers.

a man dodging bullets on the disco floor thanks to his amazing style.

Eclipse Dance

Lovecraftian horror. Sexy edition.

I like socks. They're wonderful things, socks. They're warm and snug and they keep your feet well. :)

A man in love with a sock

i love socks

A man marries his toilet

Man flushes his engagement ring down the toilet.

throwing a ruler in a toilet makes one kid cry and another kid die happily

Guy tossed other guys graduated cylinder in the toilet, so he murdered him

coin tossing at wc

someone throws something small and orange into a toilet.

just tossin' gumballs in the toilet

a toilet throwing up m&ms

fruity pebbles spilling out of the toilet

Someone shooting lasers out of their mouth

ima firin mah lazor !!

Mr. Po is yelling at someone

Black genie yelling at a crying boy.

A Black genius made a white guy cry

Black man inventing padding while a white man cries as his wife leaves him for said black man

roller dancing, including hot blonde babe and chemistry

TNA writer's meeting

A Scottish historical figure liked having sex with men.

forever alone with boobs being intimidated by an anthropormorphic shoe with blue balls

DA TROOF HAS SET ME FREE

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO DONT DO IT

Oh please no! Dont!

That horrible scrapey noise when a fork drags across a plate. Truly awful. Just one of the very worst noises.

someone poking a doughnut with a pitch fork

poseidon impales a donut on his tridant

Neptune, ruler of the seas!