A sexualy confused alian who is experementing with paw-sex

Oh boy...another toy for me. I am so lucky!

derp eating hurr durr le le le le

This is what'll happen to you if you don't learn to cook.

House on fire.

Wizards should ever be cautious during their formative years to prevent nocturnal evocations.

Gabe newell cant talk to girls

Nerd stalking lover

Nerd with fart fetish fall in love with a woman who farts next to him