A constipated tortoise attempting to run to the bathroom.
Turtle hurrying to the men's bathroom
A turtle tries to drink out of a mug. Silly turtle, you can't drink out of a mug. You have no thumbs.
A depressed turtle who just put cyanide in his morning coffee
A Snake examines the strange symbol he found in his coffee cup, made up of 3's
A rattlesnake looks at his cooking pot while saying "It's steam you dummy"
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
TOP