matrix
Wake up, neo
Neo sleeps in his lovely pink bed wearing his shades
IN MY DREAM, I AM THE KUNG FU MASTER. IT'S ME.
a child in bed dreams of becoming a karate master.
Guy dreaming about a pink spider.
Son watching his mother being obliterated by space aliens.
A green alien is killing black people.
happy potato man
a dancing raisin
Potato getting a tan on graph paper
A turd with sunglasses has found a thinking hat in the middle of nowhere. Good for him.
Deal with it turd is curious as to what is in the black top hat.
a perfect coil of feces stairs at a stick supporting a black flag.
A shit with an axe.
a piece of shit wielding a shovel
A piece of shit defending itself with a shovel from an unknown specter.
shoveling poo
guy scooping up his half penguin half dog's poop
Pool table covered in silly string.
Worm on a pool table.
some asshole threw a worm on the billiard table also the worm is gay
A worm wanders on a pool with two holes entering a hole
sanic has a ban-aid between his eyes
Colorless Sonic with braces and a simba mark
Sonic the Hedgehog impersonating Neil DeGrass Tyson
IMPLYING FOR PHONE SEX
implying green alien phone sex
A alien calling his mom on a landline phone
Kermit the frog calling his mother from a payphone
Kermit didn't have enough money to pay for the bus so he called his parents to come pick him up.
Kermit is preparing to suck a dog penis
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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