jake steals finns skin
Jake the Dog rubs a D*LDO on a cactus
in a distopian future where cacti and humans fight for the sake of their species' survival...
a ninja fights a cactus
stupid ninja kicking a cactus and blood gushes out of his foot
ninja regretting that he kicked a cactus
A ninja is crying, cradling his injured toe, near a cactus. Presumably, he tried to jump on the cactus, resulting in his current injury.
cactus kills ninja
A cactus wins a fierce battle against a ninja, with much blood and gore and action! YAY!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!