Man protecting cheesecake

Dude, I am going to eat that fucking cheese cake jesus christ that shit looks so good oh my god I cannot stand it I must cut the cake

Satan can't handle the sweetness of a single slice of cheesecake.

jesus getting nailed on a penis

and that's a good example of how NOT to make a wreath, kids

Fantastic news, kids, I have blended the Xmas tree!

British flag.

englands flag

englands flag (not great brittans!!)