Obscenely rippling abs violate the eyes of an outraged fat redneck
Those washboard abs are MINE, said the creepy witch.
dude is in love
oh my, this is the dirtiest love letter I have ever read.
A love letter from the chocolate loving fat girl in your class. She seems to have sat and farted on it before giving it to you.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!