Two superheros playing ping pong
if x=1 y=12
seven six
My dick size in cm
1cm is the size of his dick
your dick
Naughty naughty
an Owner is mad his dog ate his only shoe. Dog is not remorseful as the owner doesn't even have feet. He doesn't even need shoes..
A prostitute whose feet have recently been chopped off gets told off by her pet hamster, who tells her "girl, you ain't got feet'.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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