#firstworldproblems
Rich man can't carry his massive bags of cash.
A very fine ritzy ass gentleman
Welcome to the ship.
A pirate who's eyes are on fire. Oh god someone help
Pirate in the Blue Man Group has rainbow eyebrows!
blue pirate
Bluebody, the terrifying pirate, threatens to throw you to the sharks.
A pirate going to throw someone overboard
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!