Ryan Fitzpatrick

A hairy yet very friendly male genital.

naked bearded hobo

A man with a scruffy beard and a large flaccid penis holding the letter U.

a dude with a sweet beard and a brutal sunburn shows off his large horse shoe

bearded guy with crab claws. he's probably a hipster. and there's a sun in the corner with a face that looks like it's constipated.

the sun is pissed off at a hobo with crab claws for hands

The Sun hates it when hobos have lobster claws

Santa claus wants to blow up the sun

Santa clause throws a bomb into the sun.

santa firing water balls at the sun

santa throwing a snowball in the sun

very sunburnt man with hat on throwing marshmallow in a pool of custard

Banjo and Kazooie bathe in the Fountain of Youth and emerge much, much younger.

aged men crawl to the well of youth

the naked zombies crawl after the frightened well

A naked zombie is very thirsty.

this zombie is fursty

A man with one arm worshiping an orange bottle. He is on a hill at night with a gravestone.

White man praying to a beer bottle next to a grey shit that says RIP on it. At night.

Someone dieing

Life. It can surely bring us more ketchup from our heads.

life is like penis.

A man with suspicions that are always correct

Emo guy looking with disapproval

Emo fucking GAI

5 STAR NIGGAS

White pieces of crap in black water

PLEASE STOP N

A person in a red uniform holding a red brush and asking why.