Some men just want to watch the world burn
The earth is so hot and grabbing people saying "we want this"
Earth is taking anyone he can down with him before he burns up by the sun
Earth has killed all other planets in a jealous fit in order to be with mars.
Every planet in the solar system dies except for Earth and Mars. Now they can be together.
The earth gently rubs toungues with a passing meteor.
Earth is making out with an asteroid...the moon of course, is shocked!
"NO EARTH DON'T!", screamed Luna at Earth. But Earth didn't listen. She reached out her arms and gave that asteroid a big 'ol smooch.
The moon is trying to stop Earth from giving it a smooch.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!