A decapitated giraffe having intercourse with a 1972 Buick Lasabre driven by Al Pachino who's being blown by The Phillie Phanatic.
"Oh come on" written with Oreos
dots, lots of dots
A kid with a terrible, terrible case of Technicolor Measles exploding all over his face.
A snake with broken back chasing a ball
A snake in a wheelchair who broke his ribcage trying to play basketball.
ugly snake died
dead snake
The hedge died when the push lawnmower was shoved into it.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!