Did Heavy just... bite off his own tongue?

heavy has a nosebleed

heavy gets a bloody nose and calls for medic

heavy is a nose stealer. he stole sniper's nose

heavy, the nose stealer.

heavy stole someones nose

heavy took medics nose and stuck it on his forehead. Medic is very displeased and demands it back.

Heavy stole medics nose and stitched it to his forehead, medic wants it back.

Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a needle in my eye.