Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

How an angel helped you in college...and you have green hair for some reason

A punk in a Christmas jumper shows his report card to a Christmas tree fairy

Edward Scissorhands tears Winona Ryders dress

A dangerous man with a helicopter hat, shoots a man with a dislocated neck and a broken hip cries in pain!

Playing with a jelly gun.

a child genius about to beat a vengeful AI in a game of chess

Scribblenauts guy plays chess with HAL while wearing a beanie.

Hal plays solitary chess