Slenderman rips Cries face off and wears it. Then obtaining a hat, he starts being a playa and shit. He pulls a rose from his ass or somethi

A man asking pewdiepie for help. Had he asked Tobuscus his pleas would have been heard. ;)

oh yes you are

A lonely toucan (He's got a gun to my head, help)

Justifiable bird murder

Only toucan murder is permissible. All other birds cannot be killed

It looks like Snake (metal gear) complains that he killed several men and animals, but the mission was only to kill the toucan

Solid Snake admits that along his mission to kill the toucan, he had to kill several people and other animals

There is a man with a gun, spitting out a snake. there is a ladder on a rock. Some idiot is dead, and communism rules the world.