Pyro whacks Soldier with a dead fish.

Pyro's new melee weapon is a topless mermaid who slaps people.

Pyro gets their mermaid friend to slap a member of team BLU, who is only represented as a blue stick figure, so take your pick of who it is.

Purple pyro genie slaps blue soldier while red pyro giggles

Pyro Genie refuses Soldier's wish, and slaps him

Soldier wants to have a tea party with pyro but he refuses by slapping him in the face

pyro slaps soldier as soldier attempts to pour tea

This soldier isnt getting any tea on pyro's watch

soldier drinks tea while pyro threatens him for his life