Draw an angry bird
That red one from Angry Birds
an angry ass bird
Furious avian has an annoyed bottom.
fart beard the blonde mowhawked, crosseyed pirate
The bearded king (semite?) cheerfully proclaims "FART".
Oh, how embarrassing! The king of Middle Earth farted in front of all his citizens...
"Die peasants!" the Giant Lord Front-Butt laughs as she releases a deathly fart on her many victims.
women describes crime scene
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!