Abstinent hookers
A hooker whose only services are hugs and kisses.
Guide on how to give handjobs.
Handjobs
A stick figure is job-hunting on behalf of his hands.
Hands are needed for a job. Luckerly this man has hands so will probably get the job. He will probably celebrate with clapping.
A man taking a mushroom to a possible future employer
human resources secretary is confused by a man trying to sell him a poisoonous mushroom he grew himself
a guy offers another guy mushrooms
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!