I don't know what the hell happened to this guy's feet, but dude, he seems pretty happy. You could learn from him.

a green man with penises for feet

green man cannot scream about his bone-feet because his mouth has been stapled shut.

It aint easy bein green

A red man pours ketchup on a green man

An angel is puting ketchup on a green guy

an angel covering a green person in ketchup

An angel poured ketchup on a green man

a fairy is a woman but she has a giant coat that shoots blood