Queen Elizabeth II, being epic like she usually is...
Omniscient being tells a pyromaniac to cut that shit out.
Angry man doing suicide becauce there ist shit
Classic banana peel joke rip-off involving a turd goes horribly wrong, as the not-being-funnyness of the joke throws man off a building.
Assisted suicide.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!