sad davy crockett

A crying man with a coonskin cap.

The Native American is sad that you took his home

Girl is crying because a cow has too many legs.

cow dies leaving lover to mourn

Grown man being miserable upon discovering the news of a recently deceased cow

old mcdonal had a farm, HIS COW FUCKING DIED AND TURNED INTO A FUCKING ZOMBIE COW with udders that lactate endlessly

cow shooting lasers from her udder