How painful would it be to put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall really, REALLY hard? Think about it.
Peasant lamia doesn't know what pooping feels like
Gay camo.
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're such good size n' all.
The large intestine remembers 'Nam
Duke Nukem
It's funny, in a way. I can't even remember what he looks like anymore.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!