If you woke up tomorrow morning as a woman, with large, supple breasts, and long legs, fertile as the land, what's the first thing you do?
Pervert photographer takes nude pics to enjoy later
Man with a camera holding scissors dangerously close to his genitals
A man takes a selfie of himself holding scissors.
Edward scissor hands taking a profile pic in bathroom mirror,and making a duck face
edward scissorhands going to the toilet... owww
A greaser peeing.
Elvis goes Aaaaay
A sad balding man is accepting his sadness
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!