Professor Snape arrives to his surprise birthday party late, and everybody is already gone. He is sad.
FUCK YOU WE'RE HAVING A SNAPE PARTY.
At a shipping convention, a goth turns down the emo who wants to date her.
Conventions: Meet new friends, forget names.
T. MILLS
Say NO to white blood cells.
NO HYDROGEN ATOMS ALLOWED
Nerd shit
A mild-mannered working man with glasses reads a magazine whilst taking a dump
A shitting man reading the newspaper requests that his bitch make him a sandwich.
A man with a massive bottle of liquor commands a floating head to make him a sandwich
A German asking his wife for a sandwich
A man who was sawed in half inquires about a hamburger while a blonde nearby listens intently.
A nude blond woman throws her red clothing on a prone man, whilst the man can think only of burgers.
guy ignores stripper and dreams of hamburger
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!