2 slices of tasty pizza and a mouldy pizza with half of its crust missing

pizza, sort of a minimalist portrayal

A Black pizza pie with 3 black peeporonis on it and 3 slices of black bacon and 3 black olives.

A pizza with lots of shit written about it that I don't want to read.

Pizza With Extra Feces!

I need about tree fiddy

The previous sentence was unintelligible so she or he drew a happy giraffe instead.

A giraffe high on LSD hallucinates.

Well I guess I'm a giraffe. Said the giraffe disappointedly.

Little orphan Annie finds out she is a giraffe after all.