Y not zaidbarg?
zoidberg
Ah yes, my trusty lab assistan-- jesus god what HAPPENED to you!? You've turned into Zoidberg
Zoidberg gasping at nothing
An squid that fell into a box of macaroni and cheese powder
Everyone knows that Cthulu's favorite food is macaroni. It eats it by the boxfull.
either kraken or man named cthulu eats kraft dog food
Cthulhu the trash eating ender of little brown things.
a four-armed mutant squirrel loves anything brown
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!