The excited man approaches the well to make his wish

Timmy excitedly threw his lucky coin in the well and wished for a girlfriend/piñata hybrid to satisfy all his needs, when suddenly...

Confused by the pink creature (With rather notable chest) questioning his needs, he decides to ask just what the hell is going on here.

The confused man shouted "Does anyone know what the fuck is going on here?" As the pink squid held up a box of treasure behind him.

the squid thief was stopped in its tracks by a state of the art security system

Fanny Dawkins the octopus is captured by the evil ray of a security camera. She realises it's her friend, and marries the camera.

The octopus went on to become a youtube sensation.

After watching a video about an octopus on youtube, Timmy saw a video in the related videos that forever changed his view on life.

Timmy were in shock, left his parents comupter room, trying to find answares for the things that he just have witnessed