"I'm classy as fuck." said the guy in a top hat. Also he has a monocle. And a mustache. And a nice suit. Also a pirate hook.

Heads of both the biggest families in the country want the families to merge but they both have only sons.

To seal the deal, the parents forced the bucktoothed redneck's face into the face of their husky butch red-headed redneck son.

Somehow, the redneck girl and the irish guy had enough money for a lavish wedding.

She felt very sexy in her new panties, which her husband gifted .

Arnold, a long time fan of women's underwear, heads off on his quest for the two things he'd dreamed of in life - Panties, and a torso.

A weird bobble-head creature thinks of panties + boobs, boobs being censored with a black bar that says "censored"

Mayor McCheese can't decide if he likes boobs or panties more.

As the woman began to strip, Mayor McCheese looked on in horror...