I want a bir

Palastinian child has never seen a biro before

this guy wants sex

guy wants to be f**ed from behind but girlfriend says no

A man asks his wife to put gas in the car, she refuses.

A chicken wins the lottery

A chicken stole 1000000$

rooster with blue lazer

tadpole jackson fires a lazer

laser portal gun

portal shooter

Shoot at random portals

Demon souls easy mode

A weak willed knight encounters a horrendous monster. He shouts "oh dear god!" but is assured that there isn't one.

a child with progeria fighting a dragon