you come home from work early one night only to find out your wife is actually a pony from my little pony in disguise.

Surprise! She's a horse.

My Lovely Horse

turdmeister

A happy stickman says he's the master of the feces

Master of Defication

the winner is this guy

Ginger robot is declared the winner but the fancy dorito disagrees

Some robot girl with orange hair, pretty sure I know her from some cartoon, whatever.