me on a good day
John asks Sherlock if today or tomorrow is a good time to have buttsex. Sherlock is surprised and nervously says, "Today is good."
a red centaur
A beautiful red horse. Speaking of which, how can a brown cow give white milk when it only eats green grass?
ussr communist horse
Soviet Horse
In soviet Russia, horse rides man. In the field, a naked man pees in a fish's mouth, as the sun watches in horror.
ACTION MAN AND HORSE GO AND KILL THE EVIL COMMUNIST SUN! HIS PARTNER IN CRIME, GREEN DOLPHIN, QUESTIONS WHY THEY LOST THE WAR! CUZ OF MAN!!!
Guy shoots a socialist sun. As the socialist sun lays dying, a crocodile asks why they lost the war.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!