NASCAR
an Ass describing Nascar
The NASCAR announcer has been replaced by a shiny pink ass
A Jigglypuff is reporting the news.
News not from slowpoke
snorlax
Snorlax snoozin'.
Inexplicably happy roadkill.
Smiley face. But in a stunning plot twist, it is revealed that the smiley face is actually a ghost and has been dead this whole time.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!