...FUCK SALT.
A salt shaker asking a man to make love to it like a female dog while she is ovulating
A bottle of salt lewdly asking a regular guy to fuck it
A black guy excitedly refuses the hug of ketchup.
Ketchup mugs a black man.
brown man getting robbed by a red bottle
A bottle of chilly assaulted an indian turbanted guy with a gun and runs away
Man being shot by the personification of Cici's pizza.
A black stick figure with brown sticks for hair shot a brown stick figure who lying dead on the floor surrounding by fluffy red cotton candy
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!