Alton Brown does not give a fuck
The guy doesn't care.
A cucumber smokin a pipe
a pirate pickle duck
Kapp'n in his past life, as a pirate cucumber with a beak.
A cucumber with an eyepatch and a beak asks "Why do I live?"
pickels-duck asks himself why do he live
Duck is mad
A pissed off duck
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!