bubble gum gorilla
your mother being very beautiful today.
A boy is surprised by his mother
Jack knife beet down
jacknife turnip down wat the fuck?
cloud's sword by a turnip
a sword stuck in the ground next to a turnip in the grass
A sword stuck in the ground next to the stone (someone read about King Arthur and got their facts wrong...)
Excalibur missed the stone and was stuck in the lawn instead.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!