Total Drama Word Tour

how adventure time sucks

man forges crown out of his arms.

Blacksmith loses an arm while making a crown for the king. Man is the king going to be pissed!

Nose forging a crown.

Nose invents something so puny that North America can't handle it so they send an army of Navi to annoy him

you're not trying!

YES I AM! I AM A BODYBUILDER WITH DANGEROUSLY LARGE CHEEKS! I! AM!

Buff guy with puffed cheeks. Like a squirrel or a chipmunk.