Why do these universe jumps never work

no swirl jumping plz

a stickfigure jumps on a spring while another watches and states "no"

I never could get into that "Spring rhythm"

Stick figure can't get into the "Spring Rhythm"

Darth Vader fears the art of dance.

Guy disagrees with a sign telling him to dance

A guy who doesn't want to dance.

The man with a bow tie wants the constant downer to dance to the music. The constant downer says "no."