and what the hell is on Joey's head?

the words holy shit above arrow pointing to the right. the arrow is above a question mark above a man with a creepy face. Holy shit.

times my

Time is mine

Guess what time it is? Coal time!

Ah shit, it's coal o'clock again

Shit, Santa Clause is late delivering coal to the all of the modern children

"Why is (Lambda symbol) 18," says the little girl to a beardless Santa throwing a bag o' coal at her.

If firefighter Santa gives the girly girl coal, she will get short hair and turn sad.