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• Ghost Player    8 years ago

  That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,<br />Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn<br />And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school<br />It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,<br />It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens<br />And it finds that slipper that's been at large<br />under the chaise lounge for several weeks<br />And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,<br />It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar<br />And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up<br />

  Editing your comment: That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,<br />Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn<br />And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school<br />It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,<br />It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens<br />And it finds that slipper that's been at large<br />under the chaise lounge for several weeks<br />And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,<br />It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar<br />And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up<br />

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• Ghost Player    8 years ago

  'Cause it forges your signature<br />If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product<br />For complete refund of price of purchase<br />Step right up<br />Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations<br />You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it<br />Swim in it, sleep in it,<br />Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it<br />Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right<br />And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet<br />Tired of being the life of the party?<br />Change your shorts, change your life, change your life<br />Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife,<br />And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax<br />Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator<br />See you later alligator<br />And it steals your car<br />It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking<br />It's a friend, and it's a companion,<br />And it's the only product you will ever need<br />Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing<br />Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,<br />Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job<br />And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,<br />And it gives you denture breath<br />And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion<br />And it gets rid of your traveler's checks<br />It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned<br />Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,<br />Never needs winding, never needs winding<br />Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,<br />Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,<br />C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon<br />'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,<br />It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection<br />It gives you an erection, it wins the election<br />Why put up with painful corns any longer?<br />It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home<br />We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed<br />How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it<br />We need your business, we're going out of business<br />We'll give you the business

  Editing your comment: 'Cause it forges your signature<br />If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product<br />For complete refund of price of purchase<br />Step right up<br />Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations<br />You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it<br />Swim in it, sleep in it,<br />Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it<br />Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right<br />And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet<br />Tired of being the life of the party?<br />Change your shorts, change your life, change your life<br />Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife,<br />And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax<br />Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator<br />See you later alligator<br />And it steals your car<br />It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking<br />It's a friend, and it's a companion,<br />And it's the only product you will ever need<br />Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing<br />Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,<br />Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job<br />And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,<br />And it gives you denture breath<br />And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion<br />And it gets rid of your traveler's checks<br />It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned<br />Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,<br />Never needs winding, never needs winding<br />Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,<br />Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,<br />C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon<br />'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,<br />It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection<br />It gives you an erection, it wins the election<br />Why put up with painful corns any longer?<br />It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home<br />We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed<br />How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it<br />We need your business, we're going out of business<br />We'll give you the business

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• Ghost Player    8 years ago (edited: 8 years ago)

  the song is called Step Right Up, by Tom Waits

  Editing your comment: the song is called Step Right Up, by Tom Waits

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