The Phantom of the Opera, dead.
The Phantom of the Opera died because he wanted Dorritos.
When a bag of Doritos gets stuck in a vending machine.
too many frozen mice
there's too many frozen frats
someone freezing their fart
A paranoid girl in a beanie is worried that the ATM is judging her for her flatulence.
Everyone judges me. Everyone. This morning the fricken ATM told me I was too gassy.
Man is refused service at an ATM because of his gasses
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!