Dave proceeds to fuck shit up.
Dave Strider's here to fuck shit up.
-phone ringing- The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. -dial tone-
A boy is now disheartened to learn that, upon discovering his true parents via phone they do not love him.
An ugly guy talks to people who don't love him, but he just found them;.
Hiip2ter douchebag
HIPSTER
A fully-clothed snowman.
Green snowman
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!