anthropophagi

Gray and blue dots cover the green word 'Woof' with 'Fuck yea' written in pink over it.

"Woof Fuck Yea"? Written in some unusual font

Purple mushroom with dots.

Muffin with a purple muffintop (muffintop also pokadotted), or a brown mushroom, with purple head. Also is has eyes, and a little face

a muffin with purple icing and yellow sprinkles. it has eyes and big red lips.

This isn't a muffin, this is a cupcake. Muffins do not have icing. Only cupcakes do.

teaching the difference between cupcakes and muffins

There is a difference between a muffin and a cupcake