Keebler elf/elves

The cookie man.

a cookie man killing someone

A cookie just shot that dude!

a cookie says it wasnt him. BUT THEN WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THE GUN, COOKIE?! HUH??!! WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THE DAMN GUN?

A prominent cookie has been murdered. The suspects include

The investigation of Sir Cookie Crumbs' murder led to two suspects: Bad-Milk Joe and Healthy Lengths the banana. WHODUNNIT?

The breakfast massacre.

someone bled all over my breakfast